@DaveBoyer


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Dave Boyer
20 hours ago:   Wednesday Jun 19 - 10:34am
@steveholland1 But you're definitely all pros, not amateurs.

Dave Boyer
22 hours ago:   Wednesday Jun 19 - 8:39am
Donald Trump raises record $24.8 million in one day as he launches reelection bid - https://t.co/7M6Jl4dpgl - @washtimes

Dave Boyer
1 day ago:   Tuesday Jun 18 - 9:13pm
@pkcapitol I feel your pain, was there last night in third row behind Nats dugout.

Dave Boyer
5 days ago:   Friday Jun 14 - 6:23pm
@cbakes82 @Pundamentalism And has a splitting headache.

Dave Boyer
1 week ago:   Wednesday Jun 12 - 7:57pm
Jeopardy! is just a bloodbath since James lost.

Dave Boyer
1 week ago:   Tuesday Jun 11 - 6:33pm
Donald Trump: Joe Biden obsession recalls ‘Crooked Hillary’ Clinton - https://t.co/0hRajc6JLU - @washtimes

Dave Boyer
1 week ago:   Tuesday Jun 11 - 8:34am
@RepDougCollins is a very effective surrogate for the White House. Clear, direct, smart.

Dave Boyer
1 week ago:   Monday Jun 10 - 5:40pm
@jaketapper A Leonardo DiCaprio masterpiece would have been much more surprising...

Dave Boyer
1 month ago:   Friday May 3 - 6:51pm
@mlavelles Our TVs are working -- come on over!

Dave Boyer
1 month ago:   Monday Apr 29 - 4:44pm
Before his campaign ends, I wonder how many times Biden will utter the phrase "before cell phones."

Dave Boyer
2 months ago:   Thursday Apr 18 - 8:36pm
Donald Trump fought Mueller ‘witch hunt’ from ‘I’m f–ed’ to ‘game over’ - https://t.co/vUn7uHghpk - @washtimes

Dave Boyer
2 months ago:   Thursday Apr 18 - 10:10am
First comment. https://t.co/nBbHAUgQsU

Dave Boyer
2 months ago:   Tuesday Apr 16 - 7:18pm
@kaitlancollins https://t.co/Hlb5BgvFYm

Dave Boyer
2 months ago:   Friday Apr 12 - 12:20pm
@GMunoz1996 Ted Lieu didn't get the "casual Friday" memo.

Dave Boyer
2 months ago:   Thursday Apr 11 - 9:02am
@GMunoz1996 My wife orders a decaf, nonfat latte. I call it the "why bother."

Dave Boyer
2 months ago:   Thursday Apr 11 - 8:06am
@princessmouse When they mastered the technology to photograph a black hole -- you'd better sit down for this -- it turned out to be round and black. Much like a hole.

Dave Boyer
2 months ago:   Sunday Apr 7 - 5:31pm
RT @PaulaReidCBS: JUST IN: Two US officials tell @CBSNews DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen meeting with President Trump at 5pm, expected to resign.

Dave Boyer
2 months ago:   Thursday Mar 28 - 11:33am
@princessmouse 1 p.m. Nats. 3 p.m. Phillies 7 p.m. March Madness. You'll find me chez recliner.

Dave Boyer
2 months ago:   Wednesday Mar 27 - 8:15pm
@StuartRoy @_youhadonejob1 Ears for Fears.

Dave Boyer
2 months ago:   Wednesday Mar 27 - 12:49pm
@steveholland1 Amazing Grace, delete the sound?

Dave Boyer
2 months ago:   Monday Mar 25 - 12:09pm
@EmilyMiller NYT and WaPo, 2018.

Dave Boyer
2 months ago:   Monday Mar 25 - 11:15am
@EmilyMiller Pulitzer '18: "For deeply sourced, relentlessly reported coverage in the public interest that dramatically furthered the nation’s understanding of Russian interference in the .. election and its connections to the Trump campaign.. transition team and his eventual administration."

Dave Boyer
3 months ago:   Thursday Mar 21 - 8:34pm
@LauraLitvan That's better than "Half-naked Indiana man can't explain loss of keys, phone, wallet."

Dave Boyer
3 months ago:   Thursday Mar 21 - 8:21pm
@LauraLitvan Since I'm from Pennsylvania, I also got: "Pennsylvania man says emotional support alligator helps his depression."

Dave Boyer
3 months ago:   Thursday Mar 21 - 8:15pm
@LauraLitvan Mine: "Florida man ends police standoff for slice of pizza."

Dave Boyer
3 months ago:   Tuesday Mar 19 - 6:51pm
@EmilyMiller Whatever.

Dave Boyer
3 months ago:   Friday Mar 15 - 9:47am
@ckrewson Favorite quote: "You're not a columnist. You're a reporter who writes long."

Dave Boyer
3 months ago:   Thursday Mar 7 - 5:11pm
@GMunoz1996 "There's dogs on planes for emotional reasons..."

Dave Boyer
3 months ago:   Thursday Feb 28 - 4:21am
Trump-Kim summit ends early with no deal - https://t.co/1W6edwEoZk - @washtimes

Dave Boyer
3 months ago:   Tuesday Feb 26 - 10:04pm
@KevinMaddenDC Embers in the belly.

Dave Boyer
3 months ago:   Tuesday Feb 26 - 2:34am
Happy Birthday to me! The press filing tent in Hanoi. https://t.co/QpVQi4APLF


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Dave Boyer
3 months ago:   Friday Feb 22 - 7:33pm
@katiewoodcounty https://t.co/i35Lc1zjBE

Dave Boyer
4 months ago:   Tuesday Feb 19 - 8:34pm
Jussie Smollett apparent hoax burns Democrats Kamala Harris and Cory Booker, media - https://t.co/yFnNdEtUk7 - @washtimes

Dave Boyer
4 months ago:   Friday Feb 15 - 11:40am
@princessmouse I blocked somebody on FB. Cathartic.

Dave Boyer
4 months ago:   Friday Feb 15 - 9:29am
@steveholland1 Another brick in the slats?

Dave Boyer
4 months ago:   Sunday Feb 10 - 11:07am
RT @CapitolLens: Congrats to @pennstatetom for his 1st place win at the @whnpa #eyesofhistory2019 in the On Capitol Hill category https://t.co/KQ2kOuRlmw


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Dave Boyer
4 months ago:   Saturday Feb 9 - 2:25pm
@StuartRoy Quotation marks to boot.

Dave Boyer
4 months ago:   Thursday Feb 7 - 11:26am
Trump says amid N.Y., Va. abortion controversies: U.S. must protect children ‘born and unborn’ - https://t.co/0IF7v4V1jz - @washtimes

Dave Boyer
4 months ago:   Tuesday Feb 5 - 8:07pm
@mschlapp Hope you were sitting down.

Dave Boyer
4 months ago:   Sunday Feb 3 - 8:38pm
Is boring trending yet?

Dave Boyer
4 months ago:   Sunday Feb 3 - 8:10pm
@GingerGibson They totally upped their game.

Dave Boyer
4 months ago:   Sunday Feb 3 - 7:56pm
I'm thinking about doing my taxes during the second half.

Dave Boyer
4 months ago:   Sunday Feb 3 - 7:54pm
@BresPolitico Checking the guide in vain for Olympic curling.

Dave Boyer
4 months ago:   Saturday Feb 2 - 10:44am
@ShaziaMir71 @labcentral @Vgreentara Spectacular!

Dave Boyer
4 months ago:   Wednesday Jan 30 - 5:28pm
RT @WashTimes: UPDATED: No footage yet showing 'Empire' actor #JussieSmollet being attacked, police say https://t.co/6GFhPQy5mF https://t.co/Slbt9lWIqf


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Dave Boyer
4 months ago:   Monday Jan 28 - 7:29pm
@jaketapper @edlavaCNN @TheLeadCNN Much credit to @jaketapper for alerting the public to the funeral.

Dave Boyer
4 months ago:   Sunday Jan 27 - 7:31pm
Howard Schultz had possession of the dead fish, but did he turn and make a clear campaign move?

Dave Boyer
4 months ago:   Sunday Jan 27 - 7:25pm
Relatability fails: Elizabeth Warren's "grab me a beer." Howard Schultz grabbing a large, dead fish thrown at him.

Dave Boyer
4 months ago:   Friday Jan 25 - 3:15pm
Trump announces 3-week deal to end shutdown, delays bid for border wall funding - https://t.co/h40ioCqSwE - @washtimes @samillertimes

Dave Boyer
4 months ago:   Thursday Jan 24 - 5:06pm
@RobVaughnNews You speak wonk!

Dave Boyer
4 months ago:   Tuesday Jan 22 - 6:54pm
Thanks for the memories, Hall of Famer Roy Halladay. RIP. https://t.co/gjEpup8x7m


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Dave Boyer
4 months ago:   Tuesday Jan 22 - 6:45pm
@pkcapitol I was in the stands for his no-hitter against the Reds in NLDS. Biggest sports thrill ever.

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Sunday Jan 20 - 7:59pm
@BresPolitico Please. God has given you 27 Yankees' championships.

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Sunday Jan 20 - 7:06pm
@juliemason @PeterAlexander @MSNBC Bad moon rising?

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Thursday Jan 17 - 5:54pm
@StarWreck Real. Notice given as lawmakers were sitting in an AF bus to take them to the military plane.

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Thursday Jan 17 - 2:36pm
Pelosi's codel was due to leave from Joint Base Andrews at 3 p.m. TODAY, per administration source.

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Thursday Jan 17 - 2:24pm
Trump denies use of a government plane for Pelosi's "codel" trip to Brussels, Egypt and Afghanistan. Tells her that she can of course fly commercial if she wants. https://t.co/wYPO4Dj9VI


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Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Wednesday Jan 16 - 1:45pm
@iosolofede @PeterAlexander https://t.co/489mRehC9q


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Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Wednesday Jan 16 - 11:56am
@PeterAlexander Home delivery of pretzels and potato chips.

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Tuesday Jan 15 - 3:48pm
Join us at POTUS Press Pool at 4:45 p.m. ET! @juliemason https://t.co/igdHljf9Wk

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Tuesday Jan 15 - 8:13am
@princessmouse There are better burgers to be had. He couldn't spring for some Five Guys?

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Monday Jan 14 - 9:15am
@Jordanfabian @anitakumar01 Thought I was on the wrong plane.

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Sunday Jan 13 - 7:41pm
Right. Through. His. Expensive. Hands.

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Sunday Jan 13 - 7:31pm
Eagles' D has been on the field way too long in second half.

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Sunday Jan 13 - 7:11pm
Getting to the point where Eagles need a turnover. Bad.

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Sunday Jan 13 - 7:04pm
Whatever happened to the Eagles tight ends? Dallas Goedert?

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Sunday Jan 13 - 6:42pm
Thank goodness for holding penalties.

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Sunday Jan 13 - 6:39pm
Brees is in a rhythm now.

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Sunday Jan 13 - 5:19pm
@ckrewson Gonna be 4th down. Let the announcers catch up with you.

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Friday Jan 11 - 7:21pm
Joe Cunningham tried to bring a six-pack onto the House floor. It didn't go well. https://t.co/0GHNlWJBtV via @postandcourier

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Friday Jan 11 - 6:03pm
Donald Trump says no national emergency declaration for now - https://t.co/RtemCvaXh4 - @washtimes

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Wednesday Jan 9 - 7:24pm
President Trump walked out of shutdown meeting with Democrats - https://t.co/ySgEMfG530 - @washtimes

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Wednesday Jan 9 - 7:12pm
@RealRTO Go south, young man.

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Wednesday Jan 9 - 8:54am
Donald Trump calls on Democrats to end shutdown, protect border in national address - https://t.co/MYI9kEPyzg - @washtimes

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Tuesday Jan 8 - 10:57pm
@JohnFeehery I was waiting for them to simultaneously reach for water off-camera.

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Tuesday Jan 8 - 3:41pm
@StuartRoy Braggart (8,316).

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Sunday Jan 6 - 8:33pm
RT @2008Philz: Merrill Reese: “No good! No good! It is no good and the Eagles win!” https://t.co/Pt6WZVzOg7


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Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Sunday Jan 6 - 8:33pm
@pkcapitol https://t.co/he4pKTEdUO

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Sunday Jan 6 - 8:16pm
@pkcapitol Did you see the Bears' mascot collapse behind the goal post on the second doink?

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Saturday Jan 5 - 6:14pm
Negotiators to meet again Sunday after ‘productive’ shutdown talks fail to resolve impasse - https://t.co/zPGnRneALx - @washtimes

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Friday Jan 4 - 9:35pm
Manufacturers under Donald Trump had best year for jobs since ‘97 - https://t.co/R5EcnH9ela - @washtimes

Dave Boyer
5 months ago:   Monday Dec 31 - 10:18am
@TonyFratto Because the Night by Patti Smith.

Dave Boyer
6 months ago:   Monday Dec 17 - 3:31pm
@JakeSherman I remember 344 fondly.

Dave Boyer
6 months ago:   Wednesday Dec 12 - 12:19pm
Prediction or pledge from Cohen? "History will not remember me as the villain of this story."

Dave Boyer
6 months ago:   Tuesday Dec 11 - 8:36pm
Donald Trump, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer display partisan divide in White House meeting - https://t.co/dNi06SUNso - @washtimes

Dave Boyer
6 months ago:   Monday Dec 10 - 8:41am
Pretty much sums up winter for me. https://t.co/rGdw3sePJB

Dave Boyer
6 months ago:   Sunday Dec 9 - 7:26pm
I don't need this kind of stress when we have a travel/photo lid.

Dave Boyer
6 months ago:   Sunday Dec 9 - 7:20pm
@jaketapper Ridiculous call.

Dave Boyer
6 months ago:   Sunday Dec 9 - 5:00pm
RT @IngrahamAngle: Trump should consider consider bringing in ⁦@GovChristie⁩ for Chief of Staff. Was first governor to endorse him, known him for 20 yrs, won’t wilt under pressure. “NJ Governor Chris Christie endorses Donald Trump for president” https://t.co/HuwWEfAh7K

Dave Boyer
6 months ago:   Sunday Dec 9 - 4:45pm
RT @nick_ayers: Thank you @realDonaldTrump, @VP, and my great colleagues for the honor to serve our Nation at The White House. I will be departing at the end of the year but will work with the #MAGA team to advance the cause. 🇺🇸 #Georgia

Dave Boyer
6 months ago:   Wednesday Dec 5 - 10:55am
Bill Clinton tried to make eye contact with Trump as the president shook hands with the Obamas, but Trump didn't acknowledge him. The *look* on Clinton's face.

Dave Boyer
6 months ago:   Monday Dec 3 - 9:38pm
@JohnJHarwood They hold a lottery.

Dave Boyer
6 months ago:   Friday Nov 30 - 1:10pm
@OKnox Like NASA engineers celebrating the Mars touchdown.

Dave Boyer
6 months ago:   Friday Nov 30 - 9:49am
@BenFellerNY The special counsel is probably a nihilist, man.

Dave Boyer
6 months ago:   Wednesday Nov 28 - 8:30pm
@annamaria1word @naugusta @SoActually @anitakumar01 I wasn't taking issue with @anitakumar01, whom I know and admire as a colleague. My only point is that it does, rarely, happen. See how that works?

Dave Boyer
6 months ago:   Wednesday Nov 28 - 8:23pm
@naugusta @SoActually @anitakumar01 You catch on faster than some.

Dave Boyer
6 months ago:   Wednesday Nov 28 - 7:29pm
@anitakumar01 Rare. Obama did it after golfing at Andrews in 2012. https://t.co/RAN1yVOr6H

Dave Boyer
6 months ago:   Wednesday Nov 28 - 5:51pm
@EmilyMiller It has a very Blair-Witch-Project feel.

Dave Boyer
6 months ago:   Wednesday Nov 28 - 5:49pm
@EmilyMiller Nice! Much better without the smell.

Dave Boyer
6 months ago:   Wednesday Nov 28 - 5:45pm
@EmilyMiller I made the mistake once of walking out onto the bridge to get a better view. You never forget your first giant wave of urine mist.